Thursday, October 1, 2009

WHEN SHOULD I ADMIT DEFEAT....


I GET IT... I cant own fine china and crystal because
to many bulls live here, but... PLEASE!!!




Lets pretend for a minute we are watching  Sesame St. remember the matching game?
And sing to yourself....
 "which of these things belongs togther, which of these things are not the same!"

 Okay boys and girls have we spotted my dilemma yet,
bearing in mind this is the ENTRANCE WAY to my home.
The place that makes the first impression and welcomes you to my home!



Just in case you still haven't found sympathy for me yet....



UGGGGLLLYYY!

Connor caught this fish in Pop Smiths dam, it was about 4 kgs (?) yep amazing
...and POP did a great job (shiver!) preserving it for him but....

I said "SHED!"

To a chorus of men saying "HOUSE!",

again I said "ALL DECAPITATED FISH  IN SHED"

to which they sung...
 "lounge room, above the new big screen telly ,
where the family portrait is"
(W T FIRETRUCK!)


I was out numbered ,(as usual)
Filled with fear, I swallowed hard and conceded  defeat

..."connor's bed room" (ekkgadd!)

and today
here it is in my foyer again !!!

I have taken it back to his room three times and
unless I am seriously mistaken...

 a  dead fish head soaked in formaldehyde and covered in twenty layers of  lacquer can ...


NOT grow legs,
and walk ...ANYWHERE ! 

So HOW, I wonder, Connor does he keep returning to my front door!


This wonderful family moment has been brought to u
by my next blog which I shall be calling
"doin' life with Smith and Sons"!


2 comments:

Ngaire said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE this post!! :)))))

Fabulous.. ( unlike that revolting fish head..I am SO glad I have girls! LOLOL)

Ngai
x

lkamphuis said...

That is seriously gross!!!